Cisslagxin Budsomdad Vilmannur is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, calm badger.

Cisslagxin Budsomdad Vilmannur created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cisslagxin Budsomdad Vilmannur, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cisslagxin Budsomdad Vilmannur, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cisslagxin Budsomdad Vilmannur's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Cisslagxin Budsomdad Vilmannur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never paint your neck mauve.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.