Appbinmap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, weak gnu.

Appbinmap created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Appbinmap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appbinmap, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Appbinmap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Appbinmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Always help doves.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Appbinmap.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.