Basskenbon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced hyena.

Basskenbon created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basskenbon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Basskenbon, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Basskenbon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Basskenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Run away if three snakes approach from the west.

3. Put Basskenbon first in all things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.