Babcussweg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, conceited giraffe.

Babcussweg created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Babcussweg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Babcussweg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Babcussweg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Babcussweg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Babcussweg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.