Litrowbuslog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, able coyote.

Litrowbuslog created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litrowbuslog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Litrowbuslog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Litrowbuslog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Litrowbuslog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. You must pray to Litrowbuslog seven times a day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always wear indigo.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.