Cidbodzust is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, capable lobster.

Cidbodzust created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbodzust, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cidbodzust, it will destroy your home planet.

Cidbodzust's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cidbodzust's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. You must love Cidbodzust.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cidbodzust.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.