Jipfoblad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omnipotent fox.

Jipfoblad created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipfoblad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipfoblad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jipfoblad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Jipfoblad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.