Fabquafrig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident penguin.

Fabquafrig created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Fabquafrig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fabquafrig, it will think nothing of it.

Fabquafrig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fabquafrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabquafrig.

5. Never talk about comets.