Ditnakhandinvilnellnartdod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, irritating lizard.

Ditnakhandinvilnellnartdod created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Ditnakhandinvilnellnartdod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ditnakhandinvilnellnartdod, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ditnakhandinvilnellnartdod's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Ditnakhandinvilnellnartdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Ditnakhandinvilnellnartdod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.