Kendutyim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful manatee.

Kendutyim created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kendutyim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kendutyim, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kendutyim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kendutyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear violet corsets.

5. Retreat if seven ants approach from the north.