Cunfemget is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable weasel.

Cunfemget created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunfemget, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cunfemget, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cunfemget's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cunfemget's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Feed all hungry whales.