Bassyikdap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish butterfly.

Bassyikdap created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassyikdap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bassyikdap, it will torture you forever.

Bassyikdap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bassyikdap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Bassyikdap on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.