Padpagsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered warg.

Padpagsaw created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Padpagsaw, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Padpagsaw, she will turn you into a puffin.

Padpagsaw's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Padpagsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never feed corn to whales while wearing fawn shorts.

5. Do not take Padpagsaw's name in vain.