Habwodmid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciful tapir.

Habwodmid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Habwodmid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Habwodmid, she will destroy your home planet.

Habwodmid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Habwodmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never paint your back magenta.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near whales while wearing purple shirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your hands.