Busbencum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Busbencum created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Busbencum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Busbencum, she will turn you into a frog.

Busbencum's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Busbencum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing gray ear rings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never sit in the presence of grasshopers.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Busbencum in the centre of the settlement.