Stragjatnarken is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, strong lion.

Stragjatnarken created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjatnarken, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stragjatnarken, he will not invite you to parties.

Stragjatnarken's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stragjatnarken's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not take Stragjatnarken's name in vain.

5. Never write about archaea.