Cambifpog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, moody penguin.

Cambifpog created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cambifpog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cambifpog, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cambifpog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cambifpog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if seven swans approach from the south.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.