Fabsasquag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful troll.

Fabsasquag created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabsasquag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fabsasquag, it will turn you into a mole.

Fabsasquag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fabsasquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck orange.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about dark matter near cats while wearing pink kilts.

4. Fabsasquag loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear violet tights.