Dabloopcat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ruthless warg.

Dabloopcat created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabloopcat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dabloopcat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dabloopcat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dabloopcat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dabloopcat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.