Mifjipbod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident fairy.

Mifjipbod created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Mifjipbod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mifjipbod, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mifjipbod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mifjipbod's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. You must pray to Mifjipbod three times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Do not keep four ants in a large pit.