Arfrulnib is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful cobra.

Arfrulnib created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arfrulnib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arfrulnib, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Arfrulnib's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Arfrulnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Arfrulnib.

5. Hide from violet aardvarks for they are unholy.