Pomontfar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, overgenerous lion.

Pomontfar created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomontfar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pomontfar, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pomontfar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pomontfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not take Pomontfar's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.