Gummetgup Vedgabrut is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical rat.

Gummetgup Vedgabrut created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Gummetgup Vedgabrut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gummetgup Vedgabrut, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gummetgup Vedgabrut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gummetgup Vedgabrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.