Nurlmifgum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast salamander.

Nurlmifgum created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmifgum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurlmifgum, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nurlmifgum's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nurlmifgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlmifgum.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Nurlmifgum loves swans, so they must be honoured.