Pangratdag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pangratdag created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangratdag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangratdag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pangratdag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pangratdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help aardvarks.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.