Karquillgar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, caring ant.

Karquillgar created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Karquillgar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Karquillgar, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Karquillgar's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Karquillgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about gravity near bats while wearing indigo skirts.