Benlargmip is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent dog.

Benlargmip created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benlargmip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Benlargmip, he will not care.

Benlargmip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Benlargmip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never feed limes to hamsters while wearing yellow trousers.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.