Weehonlapbot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless human.

Weehonlapbot created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Weehonlapbot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weehonlapbot, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Weehonlapbot's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Weehonlapbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.