Mutstipbus is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing frog.

Mutstipbus created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutstipbus, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutstipbus, she will manifest in front of you.

Mutstipbus' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mutstipbus' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four ants approach from the north.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Mutstipbus must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.