Bundapcem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise sheep.

Bundapcem created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bundapcem, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bundapcem, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bundapcem's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bundapcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near foxes.

2. Bundapcem must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. You must love Bundapcem.