Pakmum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain wasp.

Pakmum created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakmum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pakmum, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Pakmum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pakmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pakmum.