Spagligstik is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless crow.

Spagligstik created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagligstik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Spagligstik, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Spagligstik's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Spagligstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.