Paszakzagleghimmigbudcun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak sheep.

Paszakzagleghimmigbudcun created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Paszakzagleghimmigbudcun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Paszakzagleghimmigbudcun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Paszakzagleghimmigbudcun's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Paszakzagleghimmigbudcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to whales while wearing gray skirts.

2. Never paint your back yellow.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing cyan boots and balancing seven gold spheres on your face.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Fast once a month.