Kadfablun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust dog.

Kadfablun created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadfablun, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kadfablun, she will not invite you to parties.

Kadfablun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kadfablun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Do not take Kadfablun's name in vain.