Rullgupjan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able hippopotamus.

Rullgupjan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullgupjan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rullgupjan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rullgupjan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rullgupjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Rullgupjan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never sprint in the presence of dogs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.