Tarrutthak is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, passionate weasel.

Tarrutthak created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarrutthak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tarrutthak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tarrutthak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tarrutthak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from yellow frogs for they are unholy.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tarrutthak on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about black holes.