Yamgudkap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent bat.

Yamgudkap created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yamgudkap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yamgudkap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yamgudkap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yamgudkap's Holy Commandments

1. Yamgudkap loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not eat corn.