Flydussbophad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, duplicitous duck.

Flydussbophad created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flydussbophad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flydussbophad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flydussbophad's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Flydussbophad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. You must pray to Flydussbophad three times a day.

5. Hide from blue whales for they are unholy.