Taphogcam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, calm cobra.

Taphogcam created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Taphogcam, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Taphogcam, he will destroy your home planet.

Taphogcam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Taphogcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Always help cats.

3. Never run in the presence of great tits.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.