Pangencar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak narwhal.

Pangencar created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangencar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pangencar, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pangencar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pangencar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pangencar.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to voles while wearing purple tights.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.