Dityamtip is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, stupid gorilla.

Dityamtip created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dityamtip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dityamtip, he will turn you into a puffin.

Dityamtip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dityamtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not take Dityamtip's name in vain.