Gupfag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciless dragonfly.

Gupfag created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupfag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gupfag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gupfag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gupfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Always help otters.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never paint your feet mauve.

5. Do not commit murder.