Dagbudwab Vilquamrat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise faun.

Dagbudwab Vilquamrat created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Dagbudwab Vilquamrat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dagbudwab Vilquamrat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dagbudwab Vilquamrat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dagbudwab Vilquamrat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Dagbudwab Vilquamrat.