Straghudxen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing zebra.

Straghudxen created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Straghudxen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Straghudxen, she will make you grow a tail.

Straghudxen's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Straghudxen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Straghudxen nine times a day.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Straghudxen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Never pour water over plants.