Bitnabduss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent deer.

Bitnabduss created a top quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bitnabduss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bitnabduss, he will turn you into a tree.

Bitnabduss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bitnabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not take Bitnabduss' name in vain.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near turtles while wearing magenta tights and balancing five iron spheres on your neck.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.