Fumwodfit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, duplicitous finch.

Fumwodfit created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumwodfit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fumwodfit, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fumwodfit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fumwodfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Pray towards the north.