Febstigkarbogabwotjencim is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, moody fairy.

Febstigkarbogabwotjencim created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Febstigkarbogabwotjencim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Febstigkarbogabwotjencim, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Febstigkarbogabwotjencim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Febstigkarbogabwotjencim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never feed rice to hamsters while wearing scarves.

5. Never paint your legs purple.