Cedlarpgad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud manatee.

Cedlarpgad created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedlarpgad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cedlarpgad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cedlarpgad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cedlarpgad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three eagles approach from the east.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide if seven ducks approach from the west.