Zimligfed is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered dryad.

Zimligfed created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimligfed, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zimligfed, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zimligfed's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zimligfed's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.