Bombotfotflam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, irritating bird.

Bombotfotflam created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bombotfotflam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bombotfotflam, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bombotfotflam's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bombotfotflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bombotfotflam on top of all buildings.

3. Never run in the presence of frogs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Bombotfotflam.